ang tunay na lalake daw???

i've read this article from tunaynalalake.blogspot.com with a tagline "ang blog ng mga tunay na lalake!" (very funny)

1. Ang tunay na lalake ay di natutulog.
2. Ang tunay na lalake ay di nagte-text-back, maliban na lang kung papasahan ng load. Gayunpaman, laging malabo ang kanyang mga sagot.
   
3. Ang tunay na lalake ay laging may extra rice.
   
4. Ang tunay na lalake ay hindi vegetarian.
5. Ang tunay na lalake ay walang abs.
6. Ang tunay na lalake ay hindi sumasayaw.
   
7. Ang tunay na lalake ay umaamin ng pagkakamali sa kapwa tunay na lalake.
   
8. Ang tunay na lalake ay laging may tae sa brief. (estoryaheeeee!)
   
9. Ang tunay na lalake ay di naghuhugas ng pinagkainan o nagliligpit ng kanyang mga gamit dahil may babaeng gagawa noon para sa kanya. Mas lalong nagiging tunay ang pagkalalake kung di niya kilala o di niya maalala ang pangalan ng babae.
10. Ang tunay na lalake ay di nagsisimba.

AGREE????? or DISAGREE???

joke b4 bEdTym

Meron akong mapa ng New York. Dalhin mo ako doon at sa lalakeng nakalaan para sa ‘kin.






Sorry, hanggang dito lang sa Pilipinas ang powers ko. Iba na lang ang hilingin mo.






Sige, pwede bang maging normal na tao ka na lang at maging tayo.







Patingin nga ulit nyang mapa na yan. Baka magawan ko pa ng paraan. bweesit!

hULaKohScOpe

alamin ang iyong kapalaran......

(January 20 - February 18)
Lubos ang panghihinayang ang iyong mararamdaman sa pagtapon ng isang baraha. Tong-its plus hits tuloy sya! :) Kung ungguy-ungguyan na lang kasi ang pinili nyong laruin panalo ka pa sana lagi. Mukha mo pa lang wala na silang laban.

(February 19 - March 20)
Nagising kang parang lumilindol sa kama nyo. Don’t panic. Magtulug-tulugan ka na lang dahil sigurado after 9 months me bago ka na namang kapatid. Tatay mo talaga di titigil hangga’t di kayo isang dosena.



(March 21 - April 19)
Ang paglaki ng iyong katawan ang magiging sanhi ng pagkasira ng iyong relasyon. Bakit kasi kain ka ng kain na parang wala ng bukas. Minsan hindi mo din masisisi ang kasintahan kung bakit naghahanap pa ng iba. Paano ba naman pag nagtatalik kayo kala nya swak na nasa singit lang pala.



(April 20 - May 20)
Ito ang araw na tatalas ang iyong isip pero mapupudpod naman ang iyong sapatos kakaisip kung sino mauutangan dahil napuntahan mo na ang lahat ng kilalang pwedeng malapitan.



(May 21 - June 20)
Makikita ka ng iyong crush na nagtu-toothbrush, gusto mo sanang ngumiti kaso hawak mo yung ipin mo… kaya kumindat ka na lang.



(June 21 - July 22)
Ang iyong Zodiac sign ang magiging dahilan kung bakit ka tatanggapin sa trabahong ina aplayan mo… Tatanungin ka kung kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ipapagawa sayo at sasagot ka ng ” I Cancer!”



(July 23 - August 22)
Maghahanda ang langit ngayon araw na ito. Maghahanda sila sa pagdating mo. Wag kang mag-alala kasi di ka naman sisipot kasi gawain mong mang indyan.



(August 23 - September 22)
Me magyayaya sayong uminom… wag kang sasama me maitim silang plano. Pero kung malandi ka… Go lang te!



(September 23 - October 22)
Swerte ka ngayon! Makukuha mo ang lahat ng iyong hihilingin… One, Two, Three! Tapos na ang iyong swerte! Sayang hindi ka man lang nakapag-isip ng iyong nais. Tsk.



(October 23 - November 21)
Wag kang malungkot dahil masaya ka ngayon!



(November 22 - December 21)
Hayaan ang sarili na mag-enjoy paminsan minsan. Hindi masamang gumastos ng kaunti at pagbigyan ang luho. Bilhin mo ang gusto mong bilhin. Pumunta sa gustong puntahan. Buhay mo yan. Live your life! Kelan mo pa yan gagawin? Wag ng mag-ipon tutal malapit na ang araw ng paghuhukom.



(December 22 - January 19)
Magkakaroon ka ng trabaho. Kaso hindi ito magiging madali pero hindi na masama kasi sa abroad. Aawatin mo yung mga nag-aaway sa LIBYA..

tHesAurUs

just a little something to bring a smile into your face.....


Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan

Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol

Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok

Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis

Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya

Devastation - sakayan ng bus

Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas

Statue - Ikaw ba yan?

Tissue - Ikaw nga!

Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Dedicated - Pinatay ang pusa

Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo

Deduct - Ang pato

Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)

Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)

Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)

City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6

Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna

Persuading - Unang Kasal

Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING

Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING

It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod

Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)

Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)

Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian

Profit - Patunayan mo

Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet

Backlog - bacon saka egg

Beehive - magpakatino ka

CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto

Debug - ang ipis

Defrag - ang palaka

Defense - ang bakod

Defer - ang balahibo

Deflate - ang plato

Detest - ang eksamin

Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V

Devote - ang boto

Dilemma - brownout!, a!

Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane

Forums - apat na kwarto

July - nagsinungaling ka ba?

Thesis - ito ay...

tAnGaL sTresSsss

FUNNY PHOTO COMPILATION

- sasakay ka ba???? -


- Weiiii.....san banda??? pag xur oi! -



- Pa enrol taung LAHAT -



- syet "san ba d2 tiki tiki ko??? -



- sarap kumain dini -



- tago mo sa bulsa -



- YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SECOND RATE, TRYING HARD COPY RAT! -





- pootah ka...asset ko to! -



- stretch mo pa LOLA...ESTRETCH PAAAAAAAAAA! -



- oyyy...inggit tuloy c nanay... -




- wag mong itago ang EGG ko..ilabas mo! tutukain ko tong BIRD MO! -




- bawal din tumingin....kung maliit ang oten!!!! -

- cge...saluhin mo...ang ITLOG ko -

- sarap pala ng nose mo TEH! -



- ang gwapong aso! mas mukhang pwet ang ulo -



- wow! bat iba yan??? -



- bruha ka! smyl ka pa jan...fish ko yan. KAWATAN! -



- meooooowwwww!! P U Y A O ! -



- PUNYETA! umalis ka jan... -



- e shot mo....e shot mo....dito sa bunganga ko! -




- lalabanan kita..hayop ka! -

Talk N’ Text Team

2011 Commissioner's Cup Champion

Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters is a professional basketball team in Philippine Basketball Association
Team colors Yellow, Blue, and White
Owner(s) Manuel V. Pangilinan
Company Pilipino Telephone Corporation

(2003 All-Filipino, 2008-09 Philippine, 2010-11 Philippine, 2011 PBA Commissioner's) 1998 Centennial Cup (Special tournament)

Vincent P. Reyes (born August 1, 1963), better known as Chot Reyes, is a Filipino basketball head coach of the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters in the Philippine Basketball Association. Reyes also once held a post in the now-defunct Metropolitan Basketball Association in 1998, and was also a coach of the Philippine national basketball team.
(Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters head coach) 2008-Present



PLAYERS:


Jim Olmedo Alapag (born December 30, 1977), better known as Jimmy Alapag, is a Filipino-American professional basketball player for the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters in the Philippine Basketball Association. He was named the 2003 PBA Rookie of the Year, where he led the Phone Pals to the All-Filipino Championship.

A perennial member of the Philippine national basketball team, the 5 foot 9[1] playmaker is considered to be one of the most explosive point guards the Philippines has produced.

* 7-time PBA All-Star
* 2003 PBA Rookie of The Year
* 2003 PBA Mythical First Team
* 2003 PBA 3-Point Shootout Champion
* 2003 PBA All-Defensive First Team
* 2004-2005 PBA Mythical First Team
* 2010-11 PBA Philippine Cup Co-Finals MVP (w/ Jason Castro)
* 2011 PBA Commissioner's Cup Best Player of the Conference
Jimmy is currently married to Filipina actress LJ Moreno.



Jason Williams Castro (born June 30, 1986 in Pampanga) or Jason Castro is a Filipino basketball player. He played for the Philippine Christian University Dolphins in the National Collegiate Athletic Association, Philippine Basketball League teams Hapee-PCU Teeth Protectors and Harbour Centre Batang Pier. He was supposed to be the first Filipino to play in Australia's National Basketball League for the Singapore Slingers, but the team withdrew from the league before the start of the season. He now plays for the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters in the Philippine Basketball Association.

* 3 time NCAA Mythical 5
* 4 time PBL Mythical 5
* 3 time PBL MVP
* PBL Showcase Skills Challenge Champion
* Brunei Cup MVP
* 2008-09 PBA Mr. Quality Minutes Player
* 2010-11 PBA Philippine Cup Co-Finals MVP (w/ Jimmy Alapag)


Paul Harris (born October 15, 1986 in Niagara Falls, New York) is an American professional basketball player with the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters of the Philippine Basketball Association. He played in college for the Syracuse Orange.
Harris has one child, a son.




Ranidel Rozal de Ocampo (born on December 8, 1981 in Tanza, Cavite, Philippines), better known as Ranidel de Ocampo, is a professional basketball player in the Philippine Basketball Association. de Ocampo currently plays for the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters after he was traded by Air21 Express. He is the younger brother of Yancy de Ocampo. Both played together with FedEx and Talk 'N Text. He is also a two-time RP Team member.
In 2008, Ranidel was again included in the RP Training Pool, his second stint, assembled by the PBA under Coach Yeng Guiao.

In the middle of the 2008-09 PBA Philippine Cup, he was traded to the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters for veteran Don Allado and he was the missing piece for their run to the championship. His all-around play helped them beat the Alaska Aces 4-3.

2-time RP Team member
2004-2005 PBA All-Rookie Team
2000 PBL Chairman’s New Top Comer
2002 PBL Mythical Team
2002 PBL Mythical Team
Member of eight-time NCRAA champions Saint Francis of Assisi College System
NCRAA four-time MVP.


Kelly Williams (born February 7, 1982 in Detroit, Michigan) is a Filipino-American professional basketball player currently playing for the Talk N Text Phone Pals in the Philippine Basketball Association.[1] Williams, a former PBA Most Valuable Player, played collegiate basketball at Oakland University, an NCAA Division I school in the United States, and he represents the Philippines in international competitions.

* PBA Rookie of the Year (2007)
* PBA All-Rookie First Team (2007)
* 2x PBA Mythical First Team (2007, 2008)
* PBA Most Valuable Player (2008)
* PBA All-Defensive Team (2008)
* PBA Best Player of the Conference (2008)
* PBA Slam Dunk Contest champion (2008)
* 2x PBA Mythical Second Team (2009, 2010)
* PBA Comeback Player of the Year (2010)


Albert Henry Peek or Ali Peek is a Filipino professional basketball player who plays for the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters in the Philippine Basketball Association.[1] He plays the Power Forward and Center positions. He is a solid low post operator with good midrange shooting. Peek entered the PBA in 1998 when he was drafted 3rd overall by the defunct Pop Cola Panthers.

* 2001 PBA Mythical First Team
* 2003 PBA Invitational Cup Best Player of the Conference
* 2007-08 PBA Sportmsmanship Award


Ryan Jay Reyes (born August 10, 1983 in Los Angeles, California). Ryan "D-Energizer" Reyes is a very talented and aggressive point guard who plays unselfishly. He is known for his quick passing abilities, driving skills, solid perimeter shooting, ball handling, and rugged defense. He played alongside NBA two-time Three-point Shootout Champion Jason Kapono of the Philadelphia 76ers during his high school days in Artesia High in California.

* 2007-08 PBA All-Rookie Team
* 2007-08 PBA All-Defensive Team
* 2007-08 PBA Rookie of the Year
* 2008-09 PBA Sportmsmanship Award
* 2009-10 PBA All-Defensive Team


Richard D. Alvarez (born October 30, 1980 in Yokosuka, Japan)or Rich Alvarez is a Filipino professional basketball player and actor currently playing for the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters of the Philippine Basketball Association. Alvarez was the first overall pick of 2004 PBA Draft by the Shell Turbo Chargers.[1] Alvarez played College ball at the Ateneo de Manila University, helping his Blue Eagles win the 2002 UAAP Men's Basketball Championship.

* 2005 PBA Rookie of the Year
* 2005 PBA Mr. Quality Minutes
* 2003 PBA Mythical Second Team
* 2002 PBL Mythical First Team
* 2001 UAAP Most Valuable Player
* Defensive Player of the Year (UAAP) - 2000
* 4-Time UAAP Mythical Five Member
* 2-Time UAAP MVP (2000, 2001)
* UAAP Champion (2002)
* PBL Champion
* SEA Games Gold medalist (2003)
* PBA Rookie of the Year (2004–05)


OTHER PLAYERS:
Carey, Harvey
Fonacier, Larry
Dillinger, Jared
Oreta, Emerson
Yee, Mark
Aban, Aaron
Lao, Gilbert

Assistant coach(es)
* Norman Black
* Jamike Jarin
* Nash Racela
* Bong Ravena
* Jaime Macayan

Uniforms

Light uniform	Dark uniform

CONGRATULATIONS Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters